Sell the
green stuff
You run a shelf. We run a squeeze bottle full of Sicilian pistachio and unreasonable confidence. Together we can put every spoon in your city out of work.
“It's pistachio cream in a squeeze bottle. Your customers will not shut up about it.”
Us, unbiased, obviously
We're in preorder. The first batch is being funded right now by strangers on the internet. Sign up today and you're early to the shelf war — not early to a warehouse full of stock. We'll give you the exact production date the second we have it. No fake urgency. No invented lead times. No sales guy breathing down your neck.
Why carry it
Four reasons, zero fluff.
It sells itself to everyone already reading labels in your aisle.
The question every customer asks. Answered before they open their mouth.
Sicilian pistachio, Italian production, no mystery supply chain.
250g and 500g. Squeeze cap. Shelf-stable. Impossible to ignore.
Who we work with
If you sell food to humans, we should talk.
Concept stores, delis, gourmet corners — anywhere people happily overpay for a good jar.
Supplement shops and gyms where 25g of protein is a personality trait.
Pancakes, croissants, açai bowls. Squeeze on top, charge more, thank us later.
Serious volume, serious territory. Bring your catalogue, we'll bring the pistachio.
The boring numbers
The part other brands hide behind a PDF.
- MOQ
- 12 units to start. We're not going to pretend you need a pallet.
- Margins
- Standard wholesale margin. Real numbers in the price list, not in a vibe.
- Shipping
- Italy, Europe, USA, Canada and the rest of the planet. Yes, really.
- Support
- Assets, shelf talkers, content. We do the loud part, you do the selling.