Protein
Per 100g. Not a shelf gimmick. An actual breakfast weapon.
Pistachio protein cream · 250g & 500g
Drop the spoonDrip the pistachio
Click it. We dare you.25g of protein. Zero palm oil. Made in Italy. Breakfast will never be the same.
SPOONS ARE CANCELLED✦SQUEEZE, DON'T SCOOP✦25G PROTEIN✦DEATH TO PALM OIL✦MADE IN ITALY✦NO GYM BRO NONSENSE✦SPOONS ARE CANCELLED✦SQUEEZE, DON'T SCOOP✦25G PROTEIN✦DEATH TO PALM OIL✦MADE IN ITALY✦NO GYM BRO NONSENSE✦
Drip
Squeeze.Drip.Repeat.
Big claims.
Boring proof.
Palm oil
Never was in here. Never will be. We'd rather close the company.
Made in Italy
Sicilian pistachio, Italian obsession, zero shortcuts.
One hand
The squeeze cap does what your spoon spent centuries failing to do.
The textureThick where it counts.
Thick where it counts.
Drips where you want.
We spent more time on viscosity than on the logo, the brand deck and our own personal lives combined. Result: a cream that stands up on a pancake and disappears into yogurt without a fight.
Gluten freeSource of proteinReduced sugars
Totally real endorsements
Backed by serious people.
The Holy Bible
Verified by a higher power
Big Pistachio™
The family you don't mess with
The Spoon Resistance
Underground movement since 2024
A Pigeon from Palermo
Local influencer, no contract
Nonna's Kitchen
Approved with a wooden spoon
The Spoon Lobby
They saw us coming
Ways to drip
Three ways to use it.
On pancakes
The classic move, now with 25g of protein hiding inside it.
In yogurt
Two flicks of the wrist and breakfast is legally over.
On bread
11:47pm, lights off, straight from the bottle. Your secret dies with us.
“Squeeze it, don't scoop it”•“Dangerously good”•“25g and you don't feel a single one”•“Pistachio, but it grew up and got mean”•“Squeeze it, don't scoop it”•“Dangerously good”•“25g and you don't feel a single one”•“Pistachio, but it grew up and got mean”•
Questions we actually answer
The FAQ.
Read it. Or don't. We're not your dad.
We don't have one yet. That's literally the point of the preorder. We're raising money for the first batch. If you can't handle that, buy a jar and a spoon like a caveman.
Get the first drip
Straight up: we don't have a damn product yet. We have an idea, the right people in Sicily (or somewhere else — we're not even sure) and the balls to pull it off. Put your money in now and help us start. If the batch never happens, you get every single cent back. The spoon stays in the drawer either way.
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